HUMOR

Life without humor would be unhappy, because we do a lot of things to laugh and enjoy. Sometimes we have to be serious, but we need to laught. Humor is like health, we couldn't live without it.

Humor helps us cometimes too, for example when somebody that you love die, you are sad, but the friends and people that love you will try to help you with humor.

Humor is important for friendship too. An example is an old man that ever is serious, the people don't talk with him because they can't enjoy with him. But a person with great humor is friendlier.

In conclusion, I think that humor is an important part of our life and our personality.

THE 2 MEN ON THE DESERT

There are two men on a car for the desert, one is intelligent and the other one is silly. The car breaks and they have to continue walking. The intelligent man takes water and food and the silly man takes the car’s door. Then, the silly man asks to the intelligent, why do you take water and food? and he answer, because when I’m hungry and thirsty, I eat and drink, and why do you take the car’s door? because when I’m hot, I open the window.

WOMAN WITH CEMENT, GLUE AND OIL ON HER BOTTOM

A Man injects on the bottom of a woman cement, glue, oil and more things. This woman wanted to be operated to have a more pretty ass.

The false surgeon is Oneal Ron Morris, a man of 30 years old, that is wanted for practice medicine without licence

The incident was in May, 2010, when the victim paid 700 dollars for the operation. After the operation, woman became ill with pneumonia and her hip became distorted.

Ever I think that surgeon is an important thing, and if someone wants to be operated, he have to searh a good surgeon and ''famous''. This kind of people, like Oneal Ron Morris, haven't got feelings because, I don't know how they ''kill'' people for money.

TRAVELLERS OF AN AEROPLANE HAVE TO PAY THE FUEL TO CONTINUE THEIR TRAVEL

The travellers of a low cost company, Comtel Air, had to pay for fuel to continue their travel to UK, from India. The aeroplane stopped in Viena to put fuel. The travellers were threatened with disembark from the aeroplane if they didn't pay.

Each traveller has to pay 130 €, collecting 23.000€.

In my opinion this is unjust, but on one hand, the travell was of low cost, but on the other hand the had to pay for fuel, maybe paying more than a normal aeroplane.

A 200 empty pages Book is a success

The british Sheridan Simove published a book called What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex, with 200 empty pages.

This book is a success in United Kingdom, and the students buy it to write on the empty pages.

Sheridan Simove says that the book is a result of investigations and studies about the subject since 39 years ago. That was the conclusion.

I think that it's an stupid book, but it's originally too, and contradictory, because as book is an object that you buy or find to reed. A book with all empty pages is stupid. In my opinion, the book could't be on the market.

BRAVEHEART

Director: Mel Gibson

Writer: Randall Wallace

Stars: Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan, Catherine McCormack

Genre: Adventure, Action

Length: 177 minutes

Cinema: 1995

VHS: 5 July 1999

Country: USA

The story happens in the Scotland of 13th century, that is suffering the cruel rules of the England's king, Edward Longshanks. A scotish farmer, William Wallace, lives the death of his father and brother, and after years, he see the death of his lovely wife, and William decides to form an army of rebels and fight against the english army, for justice and freedom.

I love this movie, because I'm interested with the scotish culture and I love movies that talks about real stories. In the film we can see some battles, the injustice of the english kingdom and the suffering of the scotish people. They have a great feeling of nationality. The people wants freedom and lifes their lives without oppression.

I think that when people is unhappy with system, they have to rebel, and maybe this movie can be related with currently.

ORAL PRESENTATION

Beauty

I will talk about of the great problem of beauty.

Beauty is one of the more important things for people since hundred years. Majority of humans search happiness, and happiness for them is being beautiful. If they are ugly, they search solutions, like plastic surgery, don’t eat or buy expensive clothes.

In plastic surgery people changes their physicist paying a lot of money. The most popular operations are for tits. For women, tits can’t be little and they operate to have biggest tits, and I think that that is to be beauty for men or women.

The other operation is liposuction. In our society, fat people is not beauty or sexy, and that’s why people operate and have Eating disorders, like Anorexia or Bulimia. Mainly women, don’t eat anything because they see themselves fat.

Buy expensive clothes. This is for fashion. Make up. Creams to don't grow old...

The problem is of the society, because the appearances are more important than personality. The stereotypes guide our lives, we do everything for be beauty and nice for the other people, and it is an error. If you are different, you are not great. We have to be ourselves.

I think that in the next oral presentation, I should to do more longer presentations.

ASTERIUM IN FIGUERAS

EDINBURGH

I usually travel with my girlfriend, Monica, at the end of summer since 2 years ago. Last year we went across Europe on an interrail, and we visited Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Prague, Vienna and Venecia.

This year, at the end of summer we went to Edinburgh, Scotland, and we went to the Loch Ness. We choose this country because is a green land, with beautiful landscapes: mountains, lochs, forests, etc.
We went for five days, and we stayed on a floor, at the center of Edinburgh, near the Old Town. Monica and me visited Old and New town of Edinburgh walking for every street. At night we usually went to scotish pubs, to drink some pints and scotish whisky. I love the scotish culture and I bought a traditional kilt of the Mackenzi's family.

On the last day we went to the north, visiting lochs and watching beautiful landscapes, ending at the loch ness.

WACKEN OPEN AIR 2011

Last year I said that I wanted to go to Wacken Open Air.

In Germany, 20 years ago a metal festival began where there were only little bands. Today, it is the best metal festival in the world. Every metalhead wants to go to Germany to see his favorite bands in this festival. You can see diferents kinds of metal, power metal, death metal, vicking metal, thrash metal.... But Wacken is not only music, it's a metal world in 3 days. In the field, you can find a street market, pubs and restaurants.

I have been in Wacken last summer with Valkyria Tour. We started the journey in Gerona, and after a day in a bus, we arrived to Amsterdam. In this city we stayed a day, was a day of party, drink and drugs. Next day we arrived to Wacken, at 6:00 a.m. I was in hangover, but we continued the party at the bars of Wacken, in special a bar called Metal Place.

The three next days I saw a lot of concerts of Extreme Metal bands like Kataklysm, Ensiferum or Kreator and I drank a lot of beer. In my opinion, the best concert of Wacken was of Kreator. They played with power and brutality.

Wacken Open Air is one of my best experience, and this year I will return.

AMON AMARTH'S CONCERT

I've been in a lot of concerts, and the last was a concert of Amon Amarth in Razzmatazz, barcelona, and is the best concert that I have seen. Amon Amarth is a Viking Metal band from Sweden, they are in tour around the world and is the first time that I see them in concert. They are my favorite band.

Septic Flesh played in this concert supporting Amon Amarth. This band is a Symphonic death Metal band from Greece, and they played very well.

They started with a track of their new album Sutur Rising, War Of the Gods, a melodic and brutal song. After that, without stop, they continued with Runes To My Memory, one of my favorite songs. The swedish band played great songs like Twilight of the Thunder God, Death in Fire or Varyags Miklagaard..

1.War of the Gods
2.Runes to My Memory
3.Destroyer of the Universe
4.Live Without Regrets
5.The Pursuit of Vikings
6.For Victory or Death
7.Varyags of Miklagaard
8.Slaves of Fear
9.Ride For Vengeance
10.Embrace of the Endless Ocean
11.Free Will Sacrifice
12.Asator
13.Death in Fire

Encore:

14.Twilight of the Thunder God
15.Guardians of Asgaard